We've all encountered overly eager and panicked Christmas shoppers during this time of year. You know....the ones who practically run you over with their cart trying to get to the wrapping paper display, or the ones who cut in front of you in the checkout lane. Well, don't get run over this christmas, here's a list of tips to avoid these mad christmas shoppers:
- Do your shopping early in the morning, or late at night.
- Be persistent...when you see them coming at you like a mad bull, stay right where you are. Don't let them push you out of the way. If you stand there, they have to stop.
- Beat them to the punch. If they are practically running with their cart to get the very last pair of socks on the shelf, run with your cart to beat them to it. Take a shortcut to it, if possible.
- If they cut in front of you in the checkout line, then tell them the next lane has less people in it, even if it has no cashier. This will win you your place in line back.
- If someone beats you to the last tie on the shelf, look at it and say something like 'uhh, I just saw a kid drool on that a minute ago'
- If you see them coming at you like a race horse, and you have no other choices, then run them over if you have to.
Show those insane christmas shoppers that you don't get run over this year, or any other year!
Have a happy and safe holiday!
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