One giant leap for womankind

Mary Willington, an area resident, knocked over several jewelry displays in the local JCpenney store during the after christmas sale. Mary was walking leisurely down the aisle with her cart full of sale items when she spotted the very last of a beautiful pair of white pearl earrings on display at the end of the aisle. After spotting the pearl earrings, she abandoned her cart and suddenly raced down the aisle like a marathon runner, and before she got to her desired display, she tripped over the boxed jewelry display table with a giant leap, catching her desired pearl earrings off of the next table during her flight, and during her landing she bumped into a series of round, rotating necklace display racks in front of her, knocking them over like dominoes. During her fall, her purse also went flying into the air, knocking over the whole luggage display that was situated near the jewelry tables. "Wow, I couldn't believe what was happening, it sounded like the whole store was coming down when I heard it", said Steve Harris, assistant store manager. Another customer who witnessed the event, said she couldnt believe Mary spotted the earrings from her original location, noting also that she must have had bionic eyes in order to spot them that far away. Nearby customers were afraid for their lives, for fear that they would get hit by the giant luggage display that came tumbling down after it was hit by her purse. Mary did pay over $800 for all damages that resulted from the accident that she caused and was not hurt in the accident.