Breaking News: Frank G. farted around today!

Breaking Headlinez reporters did an exclusive interview with Frank Goodman, the man who just farted around today.

Reporter: Hello Frank!
Frank: Hi!
Reporter: Are you through farting around?
Frank: Well umm....yeah..for now.
Reporter: Tell us a little about how you spent your day farting around.
Frank: Well, first I got up and farted by the bedroom door, and it sounded like someone shuffling and flipping a deck of cards. Then I let out a loud, bellowing fart by the coffee maker. After eating breakfast, I went down to the bank and snuck one out in front of the teller (I dont think she even noticed, hehe). I also let a silent but deadly one out in the sporting goods section of Kmart. Then I came home and toot-tooted with every step of my "sweatin' to the oldies" exercise routine. Then I blasted a few while watching "The Price is Right" and a couple of soap operas. I ripped a couple of stinkers by the potatoes when I went grocery shopping. Then I came home and let a real juicy one by the washing machine while doing laundry. I didnt fart again until I got into bed and let out a real loud 'flapper' under the covers.
Reporter: Wow, sounds like you had a real blast today!
Frank: Yeah!
Reporter: What did you eat to make you fart so much?
Frank: Well, the night before I had a couple of bowls of bean soup. That might have done it.
Reporter: Are you going to spend tomorrow farting around too?
Frank: I might, yes.
Reporter: How often do you do this kind of farting around?
Frank: Well, whenever I need to really. I just feel one coming on, and well..."it" happens...