Violet had an appointment with Dr. Harris today and accidentally farted in his face. Dr. Harris is now recovering from the asphyxiation. He was treating her for spurs on her foot by giving her a cortisone shot, when suddenly Violet let out a loud fart, which she had been holding in for quite some time. "I had been holding and squeezing it in ever since I entered the building, even during my time in the waiting room. When he stuck that needle in my foot, it just pushed itself right out, I couldn't hold it any longer. I was so embarrassed.", said Violet, embarrassingly. "Whewww! boy did it stink! It made me dizzy too. I had to hold my nose to keep from passing out, and then go into another room to catch my breathe. I don't know what she ate before she came to my office, but I wonder if I should be checking her out for some kind of stomach problem...", Dr. Harris said, still astonished by the incident, "I'm still recovering from it, I still get a little lightheaded from time to time, but I'm getting better now", added Dr. Harris. When we asked Dr. Harris to describe the smell, he replied saying that it smelled very strongly of hard-boiled eggs.
Friday, February 29, 2008
Woman farts in doctors face, doctor recovering
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