A U.S. official has determined that a "big thing" is going to hit earth. An Air Force General said "it's like a big thing that is going to hit the ground..." The U.S. official has described the 'big thing' as 13-16.5 feet across and weighs a maximum of 10,000 pounds. "We're not really sure where it is right now, we're not sure what it is, although it looks like a satellite, nor are we sure where it is going to fall at. We wont even know where it's going to hit until it's pretty much right on top of us. Basically, even with today's technology, we dont know shit. Be scared shitless.", said the anonymous U.S. official. Film at eleven.
Wednesday, January 30, 2008
Big Thing To Hit Earth
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